Scary Halloween by Graeme Parker

Author:Graeme Parker [Parker, Graeme]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: KGHH Publishing
Published: 2019-10-24T18:30:00+00:00

PETER, PETER, PUMPKIN EATER BY GRAEME PARKER

Have you ever eaten to the point where you feel that you are going to puke? Eaten so much you truly believe you are going to burst? Crammed so much food down your neck that you worry the very next mouthful is going to kill you?

Some people can eat amounts of food that would amaze an average-sized elephant. A few people actually do it for a living, or at least for the prestige of eating the most in a competition. Eating competitions are infamous in America; they eat anything and everything.

This Halloween short story is rather aptly about a pumpkin pie-eating competition in Texas, set at the State Fair in Dallas, Fair Park. The undisputed King of pie-eaters in Texas was Peter Pumpkin, born Peter Pulowski. Peter loved pumpkin and pie so much he legally changed his name. As far as pie-eating went, he was the upper crust, the cream of the crop.

Peter weighed in at a scales-breaking 404 lbs, his competition fighting weight. He'd won the annual Texas State pumpkin pie-eating event for a record nine years in a row, and this year he was determined to make it ten. He was rumoured to be retiring after this year’s contest and handing over his pie-eating crown. Peter himself had stated that he was retiring under strict doctor's orders: overeating was killing him. Peter had told everybody and anybody who cared to listen that he wanted to go out with a bang by breaking his own pumpkin pie-eating world record of over twelve nine-inch pies in an incredible calorie-filled fifteen minutes.

The Kensington Pie Company was sponsoring the State Fair Pumpkin Pie-Eating Competition. The host was a lady called Prayer, a bubbly, busty blonde in her early twenties. Prayer had a body to die for; she was what Peter and his bar-room buddies would call a “real hot babe”, the type of woman that would have you up all night – and I don't mean with indigestion.

Peter was up against three other competitors in the final, two of whom were regulars of the competition. These were the Hanson twins, Chip and Dale. Both Chip and Dale were strangely as skinny as the proverbial rake, but like a lot of the skinniest of skinny people, they could eat and eat all day long and never put an ounce on. Peter wasn't worried about them, he knew he had the beating of the twins, but he was a little concerned about the last competitor, young Lucy Lampadgeo, as he'd never come up against her before. She was new and had breezed through the heats without even breaking a sweat.

Lucy was in her late teens with long dark hair. She was a big girl, a real big girl, almost as big as Peter, and a big girl meant a big stomach. But did she have a big heart? It would probably be enlarged, like Peter's, due to her obesity, but did she have the heart to win and

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